Just like their guy, (Lucas Harrell) I read in the paper: ‘The ball, well, it could have been caught [if we weren’t in a shift].’ That’s weak shit, I’ll tell you that right now. You can’t have them everywhere. Put them where you want them. You want them here? Put them there. We’ll put them anywhere you want them. I don’t want to hear that bullshit. That’s weak shit. That’s what happens with the shift. When it goes where someone would have been if they hadn’t shifted, well, they shifted. You can’t have it both ways. I think I’m pretty good. I can’t be over there at that desk and be over here on the couch. That’s just as fucking simple as it is. And that kind of weak shit pisses me off, I can tell you that right now.
“Do you have any other questions about the shift?”
(via Grant Bisbee, Baseball Nation)